Its Friday again, and am surprisingly almost on time!
So I decide to go conventional and start with a ‘saying’
like my able Primary English teacher taught me.
Guti riitwa ritikuria
mwana
That’s a Meru colloquial dictum
that loosely translates to “there’s no name that can’t raise a child”.
Quite true, right? Unless you have
those kind of names that making a short form out of is quite impractical that
the sound of it is traumatizing enough to make you stick to the original. Like his
dude we went to school with called Kiambati!
Even worse is if you were unlucky
to bear the name of an animal. Following proven wisdom of traditions, your
parents (or whoever named you) decided to ward off the evil spirits of infant
mortality and tactifully named you after the ugliest animal they had in mind or
fate had it that your surname is exactly that. So when you introduce yourself
in a group, especially if they know what it means your name not unforgettable. Coincidence
could also have it that you actually hae traits (physical or behavioural) that
rhyme with the animal, like this young gal whose surname was Ngurwe (Pig), and she was really plump
and pale that calling her that was enough insult at primary school, you didn’t need
to elaborate on her conspicuous appetite.
Or were you that kid that nobody
knew their real name since you had a horde of nicknames? Nasty ones for that
matter. Maybe you mispronounced a word while leading out aloud a comprehension
like say, “tsetse fly”, or its close relative “trypanosomiasis” and a host of
many other reasons. You detested them, they didn’t define you, but the more you
cringed you face at them, the more they stuck, or even worse they evolved and
the bullies enjoyed every moment of it.
I had one that I inherited from my
brother which I seriously hated. It was derived from his silky, Cushitic hair
that rarely Bantus have. So they called him Msomali
(a Somali), quite a fair label and definitely harmless today but then it
almost brought me to tears (it actually did!). They sniggered at how we apparently
used to drink raw blood from all kinds of animals. One boy during a visiting literally
came to check if my mom had brought me some raw meat from home!
But I bet you were one of those
kids who got normal names that you easily turned into some cool, almost-English
short-forms. Like Kimathi, who proudly calls himself Kim.
Mark you am talking about our real
names, African names, not those imposed by the clever Christian missionaries
who ensured that they came first.
Even truer is that your name
borrowed from some famous sportsperson (a rally driver maybe), a president or
some movie character, like Rodger, Ian, Williamson, or just plain fancy like
Valentine, Alex or Kimberly and Sheila. You were proud, it stood out and
everyone remembered you.
You might have even got a notch
higher and invented a real catchy pseudonym and introduced yourself as such with
pride. Like this dude called Guantai who was only known as “G”, there was much
speculation over his name and he liked it. Even the principal at the time of
his expulsion borrowed from the name labelling him a ‘Gangster’.
All this sounds vain, right? just
a façade to raise esteem and on the flip side naïve under-appreciation of
real-self and mostly childish temperament which most people outgrow later in
life and inadvertently prove the Meru saying right.
But is it? What of a name like Blackberry,
Samsung, Iphone or even Omo? Don’t they immediately trigger thoughts of
exclusivity, quality and style? Or at least high recall? It might not be intrinsic
to the name itself, but really Tecno, Gental and Acma don’t evoke the same
feeling.
What if Samsung was say, “Pinksam”
and Blackberry “YellowCherry”? Would they be as famous? Most probably yes. But probably
it would have taken a many quite more number of years to reach the level of
success they have. So careful choice of a name is important to create
favourable perceptions on people’s minds towards the person or brand.
So perhaps that why a neighbor of
mine named her daughter Melody! and some colleague named her son Denzel, then
from now on address me as ‘GT’.
Interestingly, Obama, a very dull
name which probably none of you knows what it means, is arguably the only human
name in Kenya that has businesses and products (in fact a beer) named after it.
I guess the Ondiekis (Hyena), Mbogos
(Buffalo) Nchooros (Baboon), Njogus (Elephant) Kirais (Monkey) of this world
are envious.
What’s your Name? Type it down
here and let’s see how it makes us feel…
Or you agree, it’s just a name?
Yes, Betrayer of Hope. So have men named me, just as they named you Dragon, but unlike you I embrace the name. They gave me the name to revile me, but I will yet make them kneel ad worship it. - Robert Jordan, The Dragon Reborn
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